AND SPEAKING OF POMPEY...

"David James was left looking - and sounding - like a right plonker yesterday. The Portsmouth goalkeeper was forced to drive a Reliant Robin, after being voted the club's worst trainer. The Pompey stars who chipped in to buy the car even attached a loud speaker that plays animal noises once the engine is started up."

And why exactly, I ask myself, is this considered a punishment? A sweet ride. Via The Mirror


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