Mechanical Warfare





I was at the U.S. Intrepid today (don't ask)...and came across some cover design, US army style.

"You WILL make that TYPE BIGGER, maggot."
"Sir, yes Sir!"
"You call this Kerning? You ARE a disgrace to the uniform."
"Sir, yes Sir!"
"Do I look SWISS to you, grunt?"
"Er, what, Sir?"
"Do. I. Look. SWISS. To. You? You slimy little..."
"Sir, no, I..."
"Then why in the sweet name of ALL that's HOLY, am i looking at a GRID, son?"
"SIR, SORRY SIR!"
"You LOVE yer country, soldier?"
"Sir, yes Sir!"
You've READ Chip Kidd Book One?"
"er..."
"You disgust me. Drop and redesign Geek Love."
"Sir yes sir..."
"...in PAGEMAKER 4, maggot!"

"Aw, Dang."
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